Appeal of words: everything sounds ironic

will intentionally slow down to piss you off if you tailgate me.

run like a ninja.

feel like a ninja when I drop something and catch it.

don't care what you heard. I'm telling you what really happened.

'm not responsible for what happens to your face if you tickle my feet.

re-do high fives if they weren't good enough the first time.

love mattress surf down a long flight of stairs.

check behind the shower curtain for murderers when i go into the bathroom.

hate, when teacher say: from all the talking, i assume everyone is done

try to take the same amount of steps in each cement box.

find out everything, trust me.

don't know, google it.

hate getting out of my warm cosy bed on a cold dark morning.

rap like Nicki Minaj on a casual.

love falling asleep to the sound of rain.

Appeal of words